I just got out of bed and I was really hungry. I got out of bed and looked for something to eat. I looked around and all I saw was one thing, mustard. I picked it up and tried a little. Ewe It is horrible! I looked at the expiration. JUNE! IT IS SEPTEMBER! I shoved it back into the fridge.

“Dad!” I yelled as I walked over to him as he played his guitar. “How come all we have is expired mustard in the fridge?”

“I do not know.”

It was extraordinary how he did not know. Wait a minute that was the old fridge.