It’s Not What It Seems

Look there you see him the white octopus in the corner?  He seems so gentle but it’s not what you think. At 12:00 am, he squeezes from his tank and slides across the floor. He silently slips and does not leave a single drip. He leaps onto the stool and plays a devilish tune his 8 tentacles springing across the keys. No! Cover your ears, for if you hear, your darkest dreams shall come true. You don’t, believe me, do you? HA, I don’t care, listen now and you will regret it in a second.