Bob was set to win the dad-joke competition. He worked for weeks on end, making sure his dad -joke was absolutely perfect. He tested it on many people, each and every one of them dying with laughter. This horrible event in history is known as the great dad joke massacre. Finally, after practicing for months, Bob was ready. He waited and waited until it was finally his turn. “What does the duck say?” Bob asked. What???? The judges asked, at the edges of their seats. Quack! Said Bob.  “And the winner is…” and then the joke struck them. “Hahahahaha!!!”, the judges said loudly. all the judges fell to the ground, the joke fatal.