Ladies First!
By Austin
Fiona the Worst always said, ¨Ladies First.¨ If Mr. J brought doughnuts, you heard ¨Ladies first.¨
If there was pizza, Fiona the Worst said ¨Ladies First.” The bus line parted like she was Noah as she shouted: “Ladies First.” Then one time, we went on a field trip to The Grand Canyon; we ran into some cannibals who took us to their master. He said something weird, and we saw a giant frying pan come out of the kitchen. He yelled “Ooga man Booga shan”. And then, not knowing what was happening, Fiona the Worst said “Ladies First.”